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nikoblag2:

clientsfromhell:

Me: “What browser are you on?”

Client: “Google.”

Me: “Google Chrome?”

Client: “No, just regular Google.”

Me: “That’s the site. I want to know the browser.”

Client: “Google.”

Me: “No.”

Client: “Look, we can have this conversation forever, man. But when I hit the internet logo, Google comes up!”

Me: “Okay…What does that “internet logo” look like?

Client: “…A fiery fox, I guess. But that’s irrelevant.”

Lmao! silkyblack
tmntyler:

mormondad:

This is how I stayed alive my senior year

I’m glad I’m not the only one who thinks of time like this.

tmntyler:

mormondad:

This is how I stayed alive my senior year

I’m glad I’m not the only one who thinks of time like this.

(Source: willoughbooby)

cosbyykidd:

bando used to smell like some stankin enchiladas

People

bloochikin:

Sometimes I really hate being around people who aren’t easily excited and are hard to please.

cosbyykidd:

Whenever I quote Migos there are always a lot of white people who ‘like’ the post.

I wonder if they actually know what I’m referencing or if they are just tryna be down.

unclefather:

mom: are you high?

me: image

validx2:

When you ask your mom a simple question & she yells her response.

image

agirlnamedagnes:

This is what my husband and I purchased at the grocery store the other day.

We don’t have kids.

We are adults. We pay bills.
And drink water from a whale.

baremidriffs3:

quickweaves:

evolution

I am SO mad at how serious they were because Me too

(Source: cosbyykidd)

the-fandoms-are-cool:

I love the look on his face when he gets to the smallest one.

image

you are the most evil person

(Source: tastefullyoffensive)

ejacutastic:

kill the imposter

ejacutastic:

kill the imposter

(Source: blaaargh)

gookgod:

he just got slapped with kimchi i cant handle this 

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