May 2012
114 posts
April 2012
114 posts
And now to get wasted.:.:.:.:.:.:.:..
It's funny
It’s not wat I want at all… It’s wat u need. I am not right, not yet, not for anyone. Those who choose to accept me before I have completed my changes will be hurt and left lying in the wake. I like u more than u know and than I say for the simple fact that I knew I would take it away. I spent the last times we had happy but knowing that I wasn’t deserving and that u...
when i have "that talk" with my kids one day
brb dying
I like R's so i guess im a pirate...
Ehh… i recollect, i reenact, i rehearse, i revisit, i reflect, i revise, i reason… but i cannot seem to risk, i need that “R”… argh
so i like to hide my feelings behind jokes and wat not, a graze of truth covered in a whole lot of joke, sometimes, to some, so skewed to not even make sense… i will be fine in the morning…
epic-humor:
this blog will make you LAUGH OUT LOUD!
i cybered on omegle today
You: hi
Stranger: hey
You: wanna cyber
Stranger: Depends are you a girl? ;)
You: ya
Stranger: And okay then, you start?
You: i come into ur bedroom
You: and ur sleeping
You: and i crawl under your blanket
Stranger: I'm still asleep
You: u feel me pulling down ur pants
You: and u wake up and smile
Stranger: I kiss you gently, still sleepy
You: then i smile and open the scissors around your dick and snap them closed
You: cutting off your penis
Stranger: wait
You: THATS WHAT YOU GET FOR CHEATING ON ME
Stranger: Then what...?
You: I HATE YOU
Stranger: I didn't cheat
You: you bleed to death in your bed
Stranger: i didn't cheat on you. lets restart ok
You: nobody ever knows what happened
You: i flee to mexico with your Mercedes
You: the end
Stranger: I have a mercedes?
You: not anymore faggot
Your conversation partner has disconnected.
When I'm about to walk into an exam I haven't...
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