i just find. it so weird that our, reading voice? obeys instructions set! by little: squiggles and - dots even (if they) don’t make sense;
this post makes me extremely uncomfortable
I’m so confused… I just walked in my room and found a plastic bag full of assorted XL condoms… WTF
Wasnt the best movie in the world but its crazy how it spoke to me. Am i just a lifeless zombie… incapable of thinking rationally, expressing vocally and lacking the overall ability to feel? Lost in the pleasures of the world and music, waiting for that person to come along to show me that i can not only be “cured” but i can return to civilization and once again be human. That i can not only learn to feel, but i can also bleed and be vulnerable. To think… is she my Julie…?
Or… maybe i just read WAYYYYY too much into Warm Bodies. A mediocre film about a zombie who thinks way to much for a fucking zombie and a white bitch whos into necrophilia, cuz u know… she white…
Honey badger dont give a shit
“The honey badger is also called a ratel. It lives in southern Africa, the Middle East and India. It sleeps in burrows, rock crevices, old termite mounds and the dens of other animals.”this nigga climbs in to other animals bedstakes the coversthen be like dont put yo cold feet on mecryin
The only animal worthy enough to be Chuck Norris’ pet…
The view is beyond words… But it costs 25¢ a minute and Im just too poor to stare forever…
So I was driving along with my best friend in the passenger seat next to me. Suddenly the car in front of me skidded on ice and I had to emergency brake. Before I knew it my hand was across my friend to stop her from flying forwards She looked at me and told me she couldn’t believe that my first thought would be to save her. I didn’t have the heart to tell her that, as a pizza delivery driver, I have developed a reflex action to stop the pizzas flying off the seat whenever I emergency brake.
(Source: laughingisbetter)
drop it down on a nigga its panoramic … ayyyyyy
WHY DO WE EVEN HAVE GENDERED DEODORANTS IF IM A GROWN ASS MAN AND I WANT TO SMELL LIKE COCOA BUTTER KISS THEN I FUCKIN WILL
why do old people drive slow they barely have any time left like GOOOOO ur dying
