Thoughts As I Think Them

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Mon, 20 May 2013 02:20:54 -0400

m00dycat: asap-tran: really-shit: If your phone gets wet, try putting it in a bag of dry rice....

Mon, 20 May 2013 02:19:32 -0400

asap-tran:

really-shit:

If your phone gets wet, try putting it in a bag of dry rice. At night, the rice will attract Asians who will fix your electronics for you.

fuck

Oh my god

dogfartsinyourcupcakes: subbieblackgrl: grandkanye: I...

Mon, 20 May 2013 02:18:24 -0400

dogfartsinyourcupcakes:

subbieblackgrl:

grandkanye:

I laughed a little too hard.

nigga said im tired of yo shit white man lmaooo

dogfartsinyourcupcakes: me and my niggas on our way to fuck yo...

Mon, 20 May 2013 02:17:16 -0400

dogfartsinyourcupcakes:

me and my niggas on our way to fuck yo girl

Going to a bar

Mon, 20 May 2013 01:44:59 -0400

whatshouldwecallme:

With my coworkers:

With my friends:

ogoonie: beatz-rhymez-life: LMFAOOOO. lmao damn did he even...

Mon, 20 May 2013 01:43:51 -0400

ogoonie:

beatz-rhymez-life:

LMFAOOOO.

lmao damn did he even check if she was okay?!

btw peep black dude on the right lolol

this guy… killing the interweb right now

Mon, 20 May 2013 01:42:12 -0400

this guy… killing the interweb right now

Fri, 17 May 2013 23:36:35 -0400

Who invented the blow job?

Like, who wakes up one day and thinks “today, I will suck a dick”

moltres: overhearing a conversation between strangers in which they’re saying something completely...

Fri, 17 May 2013 23:32:43 -0400

moltres:

overhearing a conversation between strangers in which they’re saying something completely wrong and you really feel like correcting them

I did that the other day with a group of people for whatever reason trying to recall the quadratic equation… It automatically made me the nerdiest person on the line to see iron man…

totallynotagentphilcoulson: iameridone: I have seen the depths...

Fri, 17 May 2013 23:32:11 -0400

totallynotagentphilcoulson:

iameridone:

I have seen the depths of hell in those blue eyes.

A̴͍̥̳̠̞̹ͩ̋̆ͤͅR̖͉̼̱̮͐̓ͤ̒̅͜͞Ę̵̝̳̖͓̮ͮ͌̿ͩ̊̃̈ ͇̱͍̙̍ͅY̊̋͏̥͙͙͍̖̬O̤͓̭̝̭̺͒̊̔̐͗́U̷͖̣̲̝̲͎̰̝ͨͦ̒̈́͆̆̍͡͡ ̛̱̩̰̞̙͚̯̳̍̆̾ͦ̓͘͡F̜̙̣̱ͫ͐̒̈́͒͗̽ͩ͒Ḙ̠̞͚̻͔ͩ͟͝E̻̻̹̹͋ͦͨͧ͟L̝̤̹̩̹͕̱͑ͤ̓ͨͩͤ͋̒Ȋ̧̠̞̬̼͇̞̲̻̒̀͘͠N̯͚̄̅͋ͤͬ̅͒ͣG̬̫̯̩̻̬̱̻̟̊̐ͭ̒̊̏ͮ̕ ̸̧̆̓͒͏̣̲̩͇Ḭ̻̩̻̱̬̌͂̉Ṭ̴̥̥̬̬ͭ̐̄ͫ͟ͅ ̓͒̀҉̤͈̭̞͉̲̯͝N̪͕̐̀͆͌́̽ͣͫ͞O͌̍͋ͫ̒̂҉̬W̦̺̮͍̰͉̣̬͚͒̓̉͑̌̚͢ ͂̄̚҉̖̮̩̜̪̣̦̼̣M̧͓ͭ̐̍ͧͩR̻̈́̈́͒ͮ.̬̹͔̮̣̑ͨ ̸̴͚̹̫̬̤͖́͋ͪ̉̓K͚͈͖̣̞̋ͣͯͭR̭̜͍͚̬̝̖̲̋͊͊͜A͔͋͊͠B̧̙ͯͨ͡Ś̫̹̪̺̣̹̳̾ͫ̊ͣ͐̏͠?͉̆͗̈͗̍͆̈͢͜

3ridan: riddlersgammon: hyungstrider: if you ever get Sad just throw whatever youre holding onto...

Fri, 17 May 2013 23:31:30 -0400

3ridan:

riddlersgammon:

hyungstrider:

if you ever get Sad just throw whatever youre holding onto th ground and yell ‘FOOTBALL’ as loud as you can

what if its a baby

dont question the man he gave you clear fucking instructions

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Fri, 17 May 2013 12:49:12 -0400

blackkatemoennig: certain factions of tumblr social justice

Fri, 17 May 2013 12:48:50 -0400

blackkatemoennig:

certain factions of tumblr social justice

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Fri, 17 May 2013 12:48:20 -0400

Nice to see you too, dog.

Fri, 17 May 2013 12:48:12 -0400

Nice to see you too, dog.

9gag: Their detective work is electrifying

Fri, 17 May 2013 12:43:33 -0400

9gag:

Their detective work is electrifying

epic-humor: see more

Fri, 17 May 2013 12:42:31 -0400

epic-humor:

see more

leeeeverett: today these two kids in my math class were hitting each other with pencils and my...

Fri, 17 May 2013 03:35:46 -0400

leeeeverett:

today these two kids in my math class were hitting each other with pencils and my teacher glared at them and said “could you try to be a little more mature?”

one of them screamed “TAXES” and punched the other kid in the face

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Fri, 17 May 2013 03:34:27 -0400

sabrinagrimm: sabrinagrimm: me huntin for the pussy SSTOP REBLOGGING THIS I’M A STRAIGHT 14 YEAR...

Fri, 17 May 2013 03:33:01 -0400

sabrinagrimm:

sabrinagrimm:

me huntin for the pussy

SSTOP REBLOGGING THIS I’M A STRAIGHT 14 YEAR OLD WHITE GIRL